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Friday, April 6, 2018

I will never get a raise but

I love you--let me include you
in my heavily subsidized
health insurance policy
and prescription drug coverage, too.
Otherwise, I will probably
keep buying duvets and duvet
covers and really expensive
ravioli and more avocados
than we can eat. And I will
keep transferring the almost
too ripe avocados to the freezer.
Frozen avocados make pretty
good guacamole. You know this.

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